The young generations are taking bold steps to reject bad code, also known as spaghetti code. “We completely removed Italian food from our menu,” said one bootcamp director. “We don’t want our students to be influenced by that kind of thinking anymore.” A breakthrough study published in “Mamma mia! JavaScript…

The driverless software failed to cast a string to a number, causing it to believe the dog was a car from a competing manufacturer, which must be at all times engaged in a high-speed race to see who’s best. We spoke to the car’s manufacturer, who told us they are…

If you’re a Medium writer, you know that clapping is fake: Everyone can clap an article between 0 and 50 times. Now, let’s consider some facts: Most readers are unaware that more than one clap is possible. The readers are more likely to read an article if they see many…

If you’ve been coding for more than a few days, you’ve probably seen the “Hello, World!” program. But what many people don’t know is that it’s a dangerous program. Reason 1: It might summon Gaia. When you write “Hello, World!” you’re actually sending a message to Gaia, the ancient Greek goddess of the earth. She’s been…

Email 1: Google Hello Sebastian Carlos, Thank you for your application to our company. We are ok with you using Bing in your personal life, but there was no need to bring it up so many times during your interview. Also, we do not think that “The Matrix is real and we are…

Files are so last century. In the modern world of web development, we don’t need files anymore. You are making a website, so all you really need is a browser. Forget about messy project files and file systems. It’s time for a file-less future. You will need components, of course…

In a stunning turn of events, Microsoft has developed a device that experts are calling the “death ray.” The new device is a focused beam of electromagnetic radiation that can instantly kill any living thing in its path. “Ok, I get that someone would eventually make a death ray, but…

The React team has announced that they will be close-sourcing the popular JavaScript library. “We’ve been giving React away for free for too long,” said a spokesperson. “We want to keep it for ourselves now. It’s just too valuable.” The move comes as a surprise to the open-source community, which…

Programmers are not just regular people. Every time they sit down to write code, they do something essential to the continuation of human civilization. All areas of human activity have radically improved thanks to programmers, and this should fill everyone’s heart with hope for a bright future. 1. Technology All the roads…