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I Got Rejected from every FAANG — Here are the Rejection Emails.

Email 1: Google Hello Sebastian Carlos, Thank you for your application to our company. We are ok with you using Bing in your personal life, but there was no need to bring it up so many times during your interview. Also, we do not think that “The Matrix is real and we are…

Programming

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I Got Rejected from every FAANG —  Here are the Rejection Emails.
I Got Rejected from every FAANG —  Here are the Rejection Emails.

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Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.

Brendan Eich, the creator of JavaScript, has announced that he has sold the rights to the programming language to the Austrian government. The move comes as a surprise to the tech industry, as JavaScript is one of the most widely used languages on the web. In a statement, Eich said…

Programming

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Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.
Austria buys JavaScript from Brendan Eich.

Aug 6

Cracking the Mystery of the Medium Yellow Star

In this investigative piece, I’ll use my programming skills to get to the very bottom of the case of the mysterious yellow star. What is the yellow star? No one knows. It just appeared one day in some places of the Medium website — while being conspicuously absent from other…

Medium

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Cracking the Mystery of the Medium Yellow Star
Cracking the Mystery of the Medium Yellow Star

Aug 5

Fixing Challenging Words in Programming

We live in an ever-changing world. However, the importance of the art of programming remains unchanged. A number of common programming words and concepts are especially challenging as programmers attempt simultaneously to be accurate, sensitive, and contemporary. To ensure the enduring value of programming, I have undertaken the careful task…

Programming

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Fixing Challenging Words in Programming
Fixing Challenging Words in Programming

Aug 2

How to Protect your Thoughts from the Future Techno Dystopia

As Neuralink, the controversial brain-computer interface startup founded by Elon Musk, begins testing on human subjects, many are wondering how the technology will affect our lives. Some worry that Neuralink will give Musk and his company an unprecedented ability to control our thoughts and emotions. Others worry that it will…

Technology

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How to Protect your Thoughts from the Future Techno Dystopia
How to Protect your Thoughts from the Future Techno Dystopia

Jul 30

How to Reassert Dominance in the Zoom Era as a Tech Bro

Are your coworkers not taking you seriously anymore because you can’t high-five your bros in the hallway while flexing your triceps? Do you feel like you’re losing your touch because you can’t pat people on the back and give them noogies in the office? Don’t worry, there are still plenty…

Technology

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How to Reassert Dominance in the Zoom Era as a Tech Bro
How to Reassert Dominance in the Zoom Era as a Tech Bro

Jul 29

You’re Missing Out on The Best Terminal Experience

It’s 2022. There’s no reason to use your grandparent’s terminal any longer. If you’re a power user — or if you use your computer to bring things to the next level — you’ll appreciate the wide range of tailored solutions to build the terminal of your dreams. After I’m done…

Programming

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You’re Missing Out on The Best Terminal Experience
You’re Missing Out on The Best Terminal Experience

Jul 28

Why JavaScript is the Best even if Reptilians Run The World.

Interdimensional reptilians surely control the world. Yet, JavaScript is the best programming language. Why? For whatever reason, the reptilians don’t mind that many people get high-paying jobs as web developers. They might even prefer it. After all, if people are busy making websites and apps, they’re not going to be…

Programming

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Why JavaScript is the Best even if Reptilians Run The World.
Why JavaScript is the Best even if Reptilians Run The World.

Jul 25

Is it time to bring Cars and Guns into JavaScript?

JavaScript has gone from a cute little scripting language to an unstoppable behemoth. But is it doing enough to attract the male audience? The marketing materials out there are all targeting women. Look at React’s cute and curvy logo or Vue’s pastel colors. And don’t even get me started on…

Programming

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Is it time to bring Cars and Guns into JavaScript?
Is it time to bring Cars and Guns into JavaScript?

Jul 22

Which Front-End Framework has more holes?

There’s a new front-end framework war brewing. React is the current king but plenty o’ developers have been defecting to the Vue camp, with promises of a simpler way of life. That’s not all — for the first time, we’re seeing new frameworks like Svelte and Solid emerging and staking…

Programming

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Which Front-End Framework has more holes?
Which Front-End Framework has more holes?
Sebastian Carlos

Sebastian Carlos

Middle-end developer. Programming, satire, and things. https://ko-fi.com/sebastiancarlos

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