CEO of PanicCoin Told Employees “We’re All Gonna Die”
The CEO of PanicCoin, a startup with a recent Series A funding by Free Money VC, sent out an email to employees earlier this week that has everyone scratching their heads.
In the email, CEO Jameson Blackwood told employees that “we’re all gonna die” and that “they are out to get you,” although it’s not clear who “they” are.
The email also asked employees to “watch your back” and “trust no one, not even your dear CEO, for I fear they will get to me next.”
The email has caused confusion and, dare I say, panic among both employees and investors, as PanicCoin has dipped to the very bottom of the crypto charts.
“We’re gonna need a new logarithmic chart just to express how much PanicCoin has crashed,” said one investor. “A worldwide team of expert chart designers is working day and night on the problem of visualizing just how much PanicCoin messed up with that email, Jesus Christ.”
The truth is out there.
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