I Spent a Week in the Forest Coding JavaScript. With No Electricity.

Last week, I decided to take a break from the hustle of the city and go back to nature. I packed my bags and headed into the forest.

I left my laptop at home. But I couldn’t help myself — I brought pen and paper. And I’m glad I did, because I ended up spending the week coding JavaScript.

I had to start from scratch, of course. I mean, there’s no way I could have remembered all the APIs and libraries. But it was a great opportunity to really get back to basics and learn how everything works.

That’s why I decided to start my own business. If you’re looking for a truly immersive coding experience, look no further! For just 999USD a week, I’ll take you into the forest and teach you everything.

Not convinced yet? Afraid of spending an entire week with a stranger in the woods? Don’t worry, this itinerary is for you:

Day 1 to 3: We’ll get to know each other and build trust.

Pack your bags, bucko, we’re off into the woods!

Nature is the ground zero of all programming. It is from the mineral kingdom that we get our chips and circuits. From the plant kingdom comes our paper and wood. And from the animal kingdom come our code monkeys and corporate…