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Erotic JavaScript — 3 Ways To Hack Your Desires.
JavaScript is a programming language that is increasingly gaining popularity due to its versatility. However, few people are aware of its erotic potential.
Here are three recent developments that will make you see JavaScript in a whole new light.
1. JavaScript Erotic Literature.
The literary world was turned on its head when the first erotic JavaScript novel was released, entitled “The Prototype Chain.”
The book follows the story of John, a young programmer who discovers the power of the prototype chain, which unlocks his true potential. The following is a snippet from the novel:
“John’s eyes widened. He could feel the power coursing through him as he wrote a simple function: getNaked.
This function strips away all the clothes from his body, revealing his true form. He is no longer a programmer; he is a sexual being, with all the power that entails.
He can feel his arousal grow as he writes more and more code. He defines new functions, such as getErect and getOff.
The prototype chain is his source of power, and he is its master.”
If you’re looking for a novel that combines programming with pleasure, then this is the book for you. The…
