Jesusify 3.5.1 Release Notes

This new version of Jesusify is sure to nail your coding problems to the cross.

Photo by Motoki Tonn on Unsplash

First, I would like to thank the open-source community. Especial thanks to @John2Baptist, who was the first to recognize Jesusify’s potential and has been an integral part of the development process.

Thanks also to everyone who was involved in Judea. You know who you are!

Here’s what’s new in Jesusify 3.5.1:

• Fixed a bug where @Jesusify decorators were placed on top of functions that used the name of the Lord in vain.
• Added a new --divine-intervention CLI option. When enabled, Jesus will take control of the CPU for the duration of the command.
• Added built-in integration with bible.json. Now you don’t need to use the protestant fork anymore!

Breaking changes in Jesusify 3.5.1:

• We’ve tightened up our security restrictions. Get permission from your local priest if you want to restart the program within three days.
• Removed all uses of the pagan book “95 JavaScript Theses.”

Migration guide:

• Run the codemod tool. Confess your sins when prompted.
• Rejoice in the Lord.

We hope you are as excited about this release as we are.

Happy coding!
The Jesus Team

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