Kanye and the ontology of bleached T-shirts. A JavaScript implementation.

A man who just got bleach on his T-Shirt. He’s not feeling precisely ok about it.

Ah, 2016! Take me to those glorious lines in Kanye’s timeless “The Life of Pablo”!

Now, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I’ma feel like an asshole
— Kanye West, “Father Stretch My Hands, Pt. 1”

As a programmer, the machine-like rationality of the verse struck me as pure genius. Can we turn it into Javascript? Behold.

You can run the code in your browser console; it just works.

This diagram shows the object-oriented structure:

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